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The Uninvited
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Too High for the Supermarket
Lyricist:John Aubrey Taylor, Steven Vance Taylor
Got the craving for some lunch But I ain't got nothing to munch My mind is set on just one wish A big ol' sandwich tuna fish
Time to make a grocery run I'll walk there in the morning sun Make a list of what I need most Tuna fish and bread (For toast)
And though my stomach may be empty I'll feed my head from the horn of plenty Roll a joint Bob Marley style And smoke it 'till it makes me smile
Starting off in aisle one fruits and veggies by the ton Hey check it out, raddiccio These red leaves, man, they almost glow And bok choy, I've always wanted to try it I wonder if I have enough to buy it?
It's grown in Japan, or maybe China Or maybe some farm in South Carolina? Just then I hear a voice in my head Stay focused, man, tuna and bread But right now I'm in produce bliss Oh man, I'm too high for this
Too high for the supermarket Too high for the grocery store Too high for the supermarket Ain't gonna shop like this no more
Everyone in here is staring at me
Sixteen different brands of tuna Chicken of the Sea or Big Kahuna Packed in oil, packed in water Find more lyrics at ※ Mojim.com Dolphin friendly, dolphin slaughtered
And oh God, what about the bread? Should I get white or wheat instead? Or Rye, Rye's the best I've tasted Rye is best when ever you're wasted
Too high for the supermarket Too high for the grocery store Too high for the supermarket Ain't gonna shop like this no more
Finally done, it's check-out time Searching for the shortest line The Express Lane! But they don't take checks And you've got to have ten items or less
So let's see, Ding Dongs, a bag of chips Cap an' Crunch and some onion dip (It's sugar and salt, space and schism) (The yin and yang of munchie Taoism) I got my favorite beer, Carlinger And pre-sweetened Kool-Aid you eat with your finger
You lick your finger, then you stick it in the bag Then your stick it down your throat but not too far or you gag That's less than ten, check me out, go ahead Oh, I forgot the tuna and the bread
Too high for the supermarket Too high for the grocery store Too high for the supermarket Ain't gonna shop like this no more
Too high (Too high) Too high (Too high) Way too high for the supermarket, yeah
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